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DATE	EDITORIAL	INTER-/NATIONAL	ALASKA	OTHER
September 2005	Editorial Dusk: the Book of Genesis	Struggling with Katrina	Fairbanks Burro Ass-embly Earns Award	Dr. Geyges Advises
June 2005	The Power of Scrapture	Market Forces Koran 'n Toilet	Burro Ass-embly Passes Beautification Ordinance	Interview with Jesus H. Christ
January 2005	15 Minutes of Fame	Americans Have Spoken: "Ave Bush! Morituri te Salutant!"	Casting the First Stoner	Dr. Geyges Advises
September 2004	Living in a Democretiny	Law Barring Ignorant Voters Would Cut Electorate by 80%	Primate Elections in Review	Bush Crowned Emperor & Dalai Lama to Blow Audiences Away
July 2004	Healing a Bipolar World	Reagan Recalled	Libertines Think Tanked Plan to Avoid Federal Tax	Multinationals Outsource Jobs to Bushmen of the Kalahari & President Charged with Sailormongering
May 2004	No Such Thing as Bad Publicity	Bush Vows to Protect Nation from Tourism	Alaska's Bored of Game Wraps Up Annual Meeting	Gibbon's Passion Seeks Truth About Jesus
February 2004	Editorial for TGC: The Gin and Chthonic	Homeland Security-Starbux Initiative Creates Chaos	Mystic Nature of Alaska's Leader Unveiled	Dr. Geyges Advises
November 2003	Living Among the Omegas	Rupert Murdoch to Succeed Pope John Paul II	Civic Group Advocates Balancing Budget Through Corruption and Crime	Disney's Paradox: The Scatology of Consumerism
October 2003	Cabbage in Exile!	No Citizen Left Behind Act Earns White House an "F"	DUI Strengthens Fairbanks Assemblyman's Position	Guns Don't Kill, People Kill
June 2003	(Don't) Let Slippery Dogma Lie	FCC Hands Airwaves to Rupert Murdoch	Pinocchio to Be Alaska's State Fictional Character	Diaper Perils
May 2003	Im Bett mit dem Militär	Bush & Blair to Win Nobel Peace Prize	Second Amendment Freedom of Speech	God Plays Joke on Taxpayers
March 2003	A Word from the Editor	War Stopped! Exclusive on Presidential Spanking	Frank Murkowski's Modest Budget Proposal	A Basic Spanish Lesson

DATE	INTER-/NATIONAL	ALASKA	OTHER
February 2003	Truth Serum Leak at the Pentagon	Alaska "Rainbow" Game Board	Fed Ex Wins Superbowl XXXVII
January 2003	Saddam Hussein Denies U.N. Inspectors Access	Governor Murkowski Appoints Own Dog to Commissioner Post	Nursery Rhyme Perils